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Jojo's Adventures
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Friday, October 12, 2007

Daddy X 2 

So here I am blogging again after a 2-plus year hiatus. So what has changed? Not much really. Except I became a Dad again. But this time, I'm a "new" dad to a bouncing baby girl. Zoe was born on September 28, 2007 at around 10:30 in the evening. And the one cool thing about her being a girl is that I don't have to deal with that fricking circumcision event that I had to go through with Jarod. Thank God!!! Me and knives and weiners in the same room just don't work well. But on the downside, I'm gonna have to buy a gun and learn Jeet Kun Do to "learn 'em" dudes that come calling on my girl when she gets to high school.

ugghhhh....

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posted by Jojo : COMMENTS at 10:06 AM

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Jarod's first... 

A proud Dad I am. To say the least. My son did something yesterday that I have never, ever seen. He had a hard on!!! I know it's wierd for me to be tooting this to the world, but you have to understand why this is significant. Up to this point, Jarod's little Jarod has been turtling.

Yes, turtling.

Because of the baby fat in his neather region, and because he was circumcized, Jarod's little Jarod has a tendency to hide when scrutinized, hide when he stretches, hide when he yawns, etc etc etc. And for me to see the little guy salute made me blush with pride and unfounded happiness (or is it founded???). At any rate, my boy's little boy is good and so is he.

And I just wanted to let you guys know. hehehehe....

catch y'all on the flipside!!!


posted by Jojo : COMMENTS at 9:28 AM

Monday, October 17, 2005

The fruit of my loins... 

Jarod couldn't wait until October 26, so he came out at 4 am of October 15 instead. Weighing in at 5 lbs and 8.4 oz, and measuring in at 19 inches, young Jarod came crying out into the world much to the joy of his parents. Both Mom and Son are good and Dad has just realized that his last days of uninterrupted sleep is forever gone....

oh well.... :-)


posted by Jojo : COMMENTS at 1:43 AM

Friday, October 14, 2005

TGIF..... 

how I passed the last 10 minutes....

jcuartoAL: tell me a story
lawgirlgenius: huh
lawgirlgenius: dork
lawgirlgenius: once upon a time there was a dork named
jojcuartoAL: tell me a story
jcuartoAL: who farted on a girl named ann
jcuartoAL: then she stopped talking to him
lawgirlgenius: then he died from the stench of his own gases
lawgirlgenius: and she lived happily ever after
lawgirlgenius: the end
jcuartoAL: and sent her bf to kick his ass
jcuartoAL: but jo gave him a kick where it counted...
jcuartoAL: and he cried home
jcuartoAL: the end
lawgirlgenius: another classic chat that should be posted on the blog
jcuartoAL: ok...
jcuartoAL: one sec


posted by Jojo : COMMENTS at 3:33 PM

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

MAM seeks HELP ASAP, NSA 420 

I'm falling off the grid again. I get annoyed at myself when I'm not consistent with my blogging. More often than not, I'll blog for days on end, until that inevitable moment where I get too busy at work, I overslept the night before, or I got my thumbs stuck in my ass. Then, I'll disappear for awhile, do my thing and come back after a month or two of hiatus and blog like nothing happened. Doesn't that piss you guys off as well? You should expect nothing less than consistency when it comes to blogging. This isn't rocket science, nor should this be pain where god split your cheeks.

Now I could do the usual thing and just make the promise of blogging more, but what good is my word when I know it's not gonna get done. I wanna do more than just talk and complain and bitch about this. I wanna actually do this!!! So if you guys have suggestions, then give em up and help a brutha out.


posted by Jojo : COMMENTS at 9:47 AM

Thursday, October 06, 2005

pretend they're all naked.... 

Ann thinks if I blog about it, my fears may be alleviated... so let's see....

lawgirlgenius: gawd
lawgirlgenius: wut a day
jcuartoAL: check out my bio:
jcuartoAL:

Jojo Cuarto is an Oracle programmer/developer for the San Diego State University Research Foundation. He is responsible for creating and maintaining Banner-related Oracle forms, generating and maintaining Oracle Reports for the various departments of the Research Foundation, and maintaining the Banner Database System. Prior to working with SDSURF, he was an ActionLine Consultant for SunGard SCT where he supported the Banner General, XtenderSolutions, and Self-Service products.

jcuartoAL: my boss wants me to present at a conference so I have to send out a bio...
jcuartoAL: I am sooooooooo nervous....
lawgirlgenius: dude i would piss my pants
lawgirlgenius: good luck!
jcuartoAL: me too
jcuartoAL: I am so crazy nervous!!!
lawgirlgenius: u should blog about it
lawgirlgenius: it'll help u get over it
jcuartoAL: ok


posted by Jojo : COMMENTS at 4:20 PM

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Secret #14 

When I was around 5 or 6, I caught my parents trying to make my little sister.

oh God the horrors!!!!!


posted by Jojo : COMMENTS at 9:39 AM

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